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Uhh...

Fri Oct 16, 2009, 3:07 PM
Yeah sorry for being dead, I seriously need to save up my money and get my laptop repaired. Anyways...how was your day?? Mine? just dandy! I havnt been on for ages cause I has a boyfriend and Im always not home. uhh yeah...OH! Im definitely going to Sugoi con on the 30 in KY. I just hope my boyfriend doesn't have plans or else I have to bite his dick off >:C Fuck..speaking of boyfriend..tomorrow is Sweetest Day! I hope he isnt busy..

  • Mood: Irritated
  • Listening to: WBBWB-17 schlaf kindlein schlaf

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Hi Im Valium Angel but you can call me Val or..Sam.. you may knew me as ~SeresChan C;
Don't ask why I chose Valium.
Im going to live with my awesome boyfriend.
I wanna be a Cambodian Hustler then a dictator. My mission is to kidnap =YamiMiyuki-san.

I supposed to graduate this year but sadly I failed 3rd grade, drawing made me do it! I've been drawing since I know how to hold a pencil.

Religion make me cringe.
I have a very short attention spand.
YES Iam Asian and I go ching chang chong! Yeah Like 90 something percent Cambodian and 10 something percent Thai oh and for some oddly reason Im also part Chinese..
Yes Im still in school which Im not supposed to!!
I CONSTANLY FUCKING EAT!!!

It's funny when girls are fighting with me for pathetic reasons, the first lame insult they go for is my "no boobs or butt"

who needs a fat ass and huge tits to be considered beautiful??
It's all gonna turn saggy and full of celluite in the future anyways. So enjoy it while you can:)

also, girls loveeeeeeee to start rumors saying I'm anorexic. Ahahahaha. Maybe if any of you actually knew anything about me, you'd know that I eat like a fucken walrus. I was just blessed with an amazing metabolism. Sorry my gut doesn't hang over my jeans like all you 'beautiful' girls do.

And last, my teeth. Ohhh how people love to make fun of my teeth. It's called bad genetics. My teeth are just really small. They aren't crooked, and they aren't rotten.

so it doesn't really matter how hard you try to make me feel less of myself by giving me insults, I'm always going to know that I'm better than you



Taco Bell and playing Zelda are better than sex!
Im the bitch who goes around bumming cigs from strangers...
I forget things easily, I have a very short attention spand, not very bright on math CAUSE NOT ALL ASIANS ARE GOOD AT MATH!!
I was never perfect in the beginning. ..Im random...THERES TOOTH PASTE ON THE FUCKING KEY BOARD!!
Im hungry...

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: นรก
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Small
  • Interests: Art, video games
  • Favourite band or musician: We Butter The Bread With Butter, One Morning Left, ShowTek, DJ Tiesto
  • Favourite genre of music: Thrash, 8 Bit, Trance, Techno, Euro Dance
  • Favourite gaming platform: DS
  • Personal Quote: Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!
  • Tools of the Trade: Tabutt

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:iconmyangstromance15:
:iconhoplz:

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NO SNOWBALLS REPORTED IN HELL COMANDER!!!
:iconvaliumangel:
Suck my dick baby.

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Best candy is from strangers.
:iconmyangstromance15:
:iconlinkrapefaceplz:

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NO SNOWBALLS REPORTED IN HELL COMANDER!!!
:icondropdeadstarr:
Butt.

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You just lost the game.

One day, mario decided to bear the crap out of luigi... thus super smash brothers was born.

theres a fine line between life and death... that line is the blue falcon plowing into you.
:icondakita:
Thanks for the fave :iconiloveitplz:

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Favorite Kakashi quote :love: ::

"I'm telling you this because you don't get it, you think you get it,
which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?"
:icondarknevermore13:
Thanks for the fave :)

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"Batman to all points. I need some air support...since I can't fly...at all...now would be good."
:iconmyangstromance15:
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU NIGNOG?! >:U

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NO SNOWBALLS REPORTED IN HELL COMANDER!!!
:iconcomrade-kamikaze:
TOJO SUSHIIIII :icontojoplz::iconsushiplz:

'Sup homey? I'm finally gotten to my working computer and am colorin in Damien's sushis

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No, I said "PAINS!" I'm "PAINING" for chicken! Goddamn, I love chicken!

同志 神風
:icondiswir:
Funny gallery! ^^

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"Paint a new and beautiful world " ^3^
:iconangeldhan:
Mmm... I guess I'm not mistaking the Date [link]

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